Kabarett nach Kultur-Lockdown: „Merkel war Mutti, Scholz ist Opi“

Ins Nabburger Schmidt-Haus kehrt nach zwei Jahren Corona-Pause wieder Kabarett-Leben ein: Am 13. März wird HG. Butzko erwartet. Ein Gespräch über Systemrelevanz, die Paniksynapse des Gesundheitsministers und die Ukraine.

von Holger Stiegler (STG)

HG. Butzko - hier im Herbst 2019 bei einem Auftritt im Schmidt-Haus - ist gerne das "Versuchskaninchen", wenn es mit dem Kabarett nach der Corona-Pause wieder losgeht.

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