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"Virus und wir" - so heißt die Kolumne, in der Redaktionsmitglieder von Oberpfalz-Medien ihre Gedanken zur Coronakrise aufschreiben. Dieses Mal geht es um die Auswirkungen auf den Kopf – vor allem auf das, was darauf wächst.

von Markus Bleisteiner

Das Corpus delicti: der Haarschneider für die Selbstanwendung.

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