Kabarettist Bernard Liebermann bringt Gäste im Weidener Kulturbahnhof zum Johlen

Bernard Liebermann beweist auf der der Kulturbühne im "Parapluie" selten erlebte Komik mit Köpfchen. Er spannt einen weiten Bogen von der künstlichen Intelligenz bis zum genbehandelten Supermenschen der Zukunft. Die Gäste sind begeistert.

von Helmut Kunz

Bernard Liebermann erklärt dem Weidener Publikum die Vorzüge der künstlichen Intelligenz. Die sei besser als gar keine Intelligenz, sagte er – und hielt ein Söder-Bild hoch.

Bild: Kunz

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