Gerhard Polt auf der Luisenburg: Bajuwarisch-doppelbödiger Humor

Gerhard Polt und die Wellbrüder begeistern das Publikum in der ausverkauften Luisenburg. Die Pointen des 83-jährigen Kabarettisten sitzen noch immer exakt. Und das Trio aus dem Biermoos bietet Stubenmusi in XXL.

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Wer auf Alphörnern bläst, dem ist selbst die riesige Luisenburg-Bühne zu klein. Also muss das Publikum in den ersten Reihen die überlangen Instrumente der Wellbrüder schultern, während Gerhard Polt die Kuhglocke dazu läutet.

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