Blick in die Kreisklassen: Doppel-Rot für Torwart und Kapitän

Was hat sich in den Fußball-Kreisklassen unseres Verbreitungsgebietes übers Wochenende alles so abgespielt? Ein nicht immer ganz ernst gemeinter Überblick über variable Fußballfloskeln, Viererpacker und dankbare Aufbaugegner.

von Fabian Leeb

Eine typische Derby-Szene: Johannes Vetter von der DJK Ebnath (rechts) schickt den Neusorger Simon Heser auf den Rasen.

Bild: Dieter Jäschke

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