„Nackt zur Schießerei“ – Die besten Sprüche von Sebastian Buchwieser bei den Blue Devils

Ob Verletztenmisere, Aufstiegseuphorie oder „Millionentruppe“-Narrativ: Sebastian Buchwieser hatte für viele Situationen den passenden Spruch parat. Eine Auswahl der prägnantesten Zitate aus seiner Amtszeit bei den Blue Devils Weiden.

von Max Schlötter

Sebastian Buchwieser war sich bekanntermaßen selten für einen guten Spruch zu schade. Hier eine Auswahl seiner besten Zitate während seiner Amtszeit bei den Blue Devils Weiden.

Archivbild: Tobias Neubert

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