Häffaknirdla – Omas Rezept zwischen "Schtruz, Drepfl und Driml"

Es gibt (Ur-)Omas, die sind in der Küche unschlagbar. Oft werden sie nach dem einen oder anderen Rezept gefragt. Aber mit Mengenangaben können sie nicht dienen. Denn sie backen nicht nach Rezept – sondern nach Gefühl. Eine Kurzgeschichte.

von Christa Vogl

Maria Christl aus Erbendorf verrät ihr "Häffaknirdl-Rezept". Christa Vogl, freie Mitarbeiterin von Oberpfalz-Medien, hat es in allen Einzelheiten aufgeschrieben - und verrät es weiter an unsere Leserinnen und Leser.

Bild: Ernst Vogl

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